Let’s Pretend This Never Happened
A mostly true, albeit exaggerated memoir that you should read and share so that I can become famous and rich and buy you something real nice.
In lieu or in addition to sharing, you can make a contribution below. This will help prevent me from having make a sex tape, getting kidnapped, having sex with Tiger Woods, getting some sort of horrible plastic surgery and sue the doc Becoming a surrogate mother at the age of 50 is gonna be a hard sell. Killing someone is off the table.
You Might Be The Man Of My Dreams
But there is a waitlist.