Hi Ms. Bradshaw, I am writing to share that I spoke with Eliot today regarding an incident involving him in Biology class recently. On Tuesday, Eliot made a poor choice of putting a paper clip in one of the electrical outlets during his Period 4 Biology class.
Congratulations are in order. I caught a house mouse. I didn’t catch her by hand or anything. I didn’t hunt her down with a bow and arrow or miniature rifle. I caught her with a snap-your-head-off-trap. The poor thing, she should have chosen the live mouse trap box that was placed mere feet away. Geezus, how many times I’ve chosen... Continue Reading →
I've gotta hand it to Walmart for living up to their new tag line, "save money, live better." Apparently they're giving out free EPT (Early Pregnancy Test) sticks. We've all seen the, eh-hem "free" chicken nugget bites, that come in cups-to-go, near the hot deli station. This pregnancy test stick, however, was a show stopper. Sitting on... Continue Reading →
I had to watch 2 youTube videos to learn how to set one of those "snapper your necker" traps without amputating a finger. It took - NO lie - an hour. There it sits. Beautifully set like a pro, might I add? The only thing missing is the tiny red carpet. It is not surprising... Continue Reading →
Train 29 from Pittsburgh departure 11:59 p.m. to Chicago arrival 9:45 a.m. The ride could have been very romantic but it was not. I was so cold that the temptation to spoon my 66 yr old chair neighbor, required my greatest efforts to resist. I feared she'd wake up, try to move and find herself pinned to her chair... Continue Reading →