I’ve been in this position for 5 long years and I have yet to get a damn promotion. Not one invitation to “live with me, marry me,or have my baby,” has been offered. Thank you for the omission of that last invite. Dating is a full-time job. It should require an application and resume and come with decent pay.
Single Girl looking for: Full-Time Opportunity Only.
Please do not contact me regarding temporary, occasional, seasonal, or part-time employment.
Throughout my online dating career I maintained hope in finding a beautiful, funny, kind and compassionate guy with a zest for life that, at the very, least rivaled mine. However, a far more logical and rational use of reading profile after profile, has surfaced. I’m switching careers from professional dater to writer. Keep an eye out for my first book:
“Girl, You In A Heap O’Trouble Looking For A Man At Your Age.”