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To All the Single Ladies

I’ve been in this position for 5 long years and I have yet to get a damn promotion.  Not one invitation to “live with me, marry me,or  have my baby,” has been offered.  Thank you for the omission of that last invite.  Dating is a full-time job.  It should require an application and resume and come with decent pay.
Single Girl looking for:  Full-Time Opportunity Only. 
Please do not contact me regarding temporary, occasional, seasonal, or part-time employment.